By NaJade · DJ in Bangkok · Published October 20, 2026
Twelve scripts that have been running for decades, why they work, and the single sentence that ends all of them.
Bangkok’s scams are not clever. They are scripts — the same lines, in the same places, delivered to a different person every twenty minutes. Once you recognise a script, it stops working on you entirely. That’s genuinely the whole defence. The losses here are financial rather than dangerous, and the overwhelming majority of people you meet are decent, but the few who run these routines work the same three or four tourist areas every single day and they are very good at it.
Almost every Bangkok scam starts with a stranger who approaches you, not the other way round. The two biggest are the “Grand Palace is closed today” line and the gem scam — and there has never been a government gem sale in Thailand. Never follow someone you didn’t approach, agree every fare before you get in, and use Grab or Bolt instead of negotiating.
Quick Reference
| Scam | The opening line | Where |
|---|---|---|
| Attraction closed | “The Grand Palace is closed today” | Grand Palace, Wat Pho |
| Gem scam | “Special government gem sale” | Old city, temple areas |
| Tuk-tuk tour | “City tour, 20 baht” | Tourist areas citywide |
| Meter refusal | “Meter broken, 500 baht” | Taxis, airport, Khao San |
| Bird feed | Grain pressed into your hands | Near Wat Pho |
| Ticket touts | “I take you to buy Muay Thai tickets” | Tourist areas |
The Big Two
1. “The Grand Palace is closed today”
A friendly, well-dressed, excellent-English stranger near the entrance tells you the site is shut — a Buddhist holiday, a ceremony, a government closing. He suggests another temple instead, and a tuk-tuk appears immediately to take you.
The Grand Palace is open daily, roughly 8:30am to 3:30pm. It is not closed. Walk to the official entrance and check for yourself. This single scam is the gateway to most of the others on this list.
2. The gem scam
Somewhere in the conversation comes a “special government gem sale,” a “one-day export promotion,” or a “tax-free day.” You’ll be told you can resell the stones at home for two or three times the price.
There is no government gem sale. There has never been one. There will never be one. The stones are worth a fraction of what you’ll pay, and recovering the money afterwards is close to impossible. If a stranger mentions gems at all, the conversation is the scam.
Transport
- 3. The 20-baht tuk-tuk tour. An absurdly cheap multi-stop city tour — sometimes “free.” The stops are gem shops, tailors and souvenir stores that pay the driver commission. If the price makes no sense, the price isn’t the point.
- 4. Taxi meter refusal. A flat fare “because of traffic.” Insist on the meter or get out — see how to get around Bangkok.
- 5. Airport taxi touts. People approaching you inside arrivals offering rides. Walk past them to the official public taxi queue.
- 6. The unprompted tuk-tuk outside your hotel. Drivers parked outside hotels and major attractions are the ones working the scripts. Walk a block and flag one down yourself, or use an app.
The fix for all four: use Grab or Bolt. Fixed price, recorded route, no negotiation. It removes an entire category of problem for a few baht more.
Street-Level Scripts
- 7. The bird feed scam. Common near Wat Pho. Someone presses packets of grain into your hands, you feed the pigeons, then you’re asked for a wildly inflated price. Don’t accept anything placed in your hands.
- 8. The street gambling game. Bottle tops or cups on a folding table, with a crowd who appear to be winning. They’re part of it.
- 9. Muay Thai ticket touts. A driver offers to take you to buy tickets, via a “tourist office” that looks too polished. Buy at the stadium or from an established platform.
- 10. Inflated restaurant bills. A handful of places near tourist areas are known for presenting foreign diners with enormous bills. Check prices are displayed before you sit down.
- 11. Bar promoters offering cheap drinks and a free show. The drinks aren’t cheap once the bill arrives, and leaving can be made unpleasant. Choose your own venue — see Bangkok nightclubs.
- 12. Fake monks collecting donations. Real monks do not solicit money from tourists on the street or in BTS stations.
The One Rule
Look back at the list. In almost every case, a stranger approached you. You didn’t go looking for the gem shop, the tuk-tuk, the bird feed or the ticket office — someone brought it to you, unprompted, in a tourist area.
So the rule is simply: be politely uninterested in anything you didn’t go looking for. A smile, a “no thank you,” and keep walking. No confrontation needed. Shops you choose yourself, drivers you flag down yourself, and tickets you buy at the venue are all fine.
- Agree every fare before the vehicle moves.
- Check official opening hours yourself rather than taking a stranger’s word.
- Never follow anyone to a shop — that’s the structure underneath most of these.
- Keep valuables secure in crowds — markets and busy trains, as in any large city. See the best markets in Bangkok.
- If something goes wrong, the Tourist Police hotline is 1155.
A Note From NaJade
I want to be careful about how this reads, because a list like this can make a city sound hostile and Bangkok absolutely isn’t. These scripts run in maybe four or five square kilometres of a city of eleven million people, and the person running them is far more unusual than the hundreds of people who’ll help you with nothing in it for them. I’ve had strangers walk me ten minutes out of their way to a place I couldn’t find. What I’d actually want a visitor to take from this isn’t suspicion — it’s that the scams are boring and repetitive, which is exactly why they’re easy to beat. Learn the two or three opening lines, recognise them when you hear them, and then stop thinking about it and enjoy the city. Most people who get caught weren’t careless. They just hadn’t heard the script before.
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About the Author
NaJade is a Bangkok-based DJ playing progressive house, melodic EDM, pop, and Thai music across clubs, rooftops, and weddings in Thailand — and has lived in the city long enough to recognise every one of these scripts. Find him on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok.
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